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“I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”

George Carlin

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, and men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

—George Carlin

“Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.”

—George Carlin

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist ”

—George Carlin

“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”

—George Carlin
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