Historical Figures' Pick-Up Lines
Gandhi: “I’ll teach you some not-so civil disobedience.”
Socrates: “An unexamined ass is not worth squeezing.”
William Shakespeare: “Wilt thou rock my world all night?”
Moses: “I parted seas just by using my hands, want to know what else I can part?”
King Henry VIII: “Give me head or lose your head, your choice.”
Isaac Newton: “Baby, I cannot help but gravitate towards you.”
Thomas Jefferson: “Want me to be the founding father of your children? We’ll be unconstitutional all night long.”
Genghis Khan: *grunts*
