Fuck my feelings. I'm going to write an AmCan foursome one day and it'll just be Alfred and Matthew being too stupid to move while their girl counterparts get it on.
“Are you seeing this?”
“That’s…actually really hot.”
“Would you care if I handcuffed you to the headboard?”
“Tits. Matthew. Tits.”
Other America moaned, long legs curling around the flare of Other Canada’s hips. Other Canada’s long hair shielded them both.
Matthew got a camera.
Alfred moved closer to watch.
Both, clad in only boxers, forgot that they were supposed to join.