I’m not saying there should be a Homestuck strip club
But if you wouldn’t pay money to have a really attractive Homestuck cosplayer shake their booty at you you are LYING.
Vriska Strippers
Roxy Strippers
Jake Strippers
Dave Strippers
TAVROS STRIPPERS
and it will be called Nepeta’s Stripping Wall.
You’re welcome Andrew Hussie
And America