Guys wait I have the best idea for a pairing match up.
No hear me out.
So Nepeta is boning Karkat, and Gamzee is boning Equius, and the two sets of moirails are making diamond eyes at each other just like ‘I’m so glad to see you so happy omg’
And then Nepeta glare/smirks over at Gamzee and is just like.
:33< if equius doesn’t come I will rip off your bulge and fuck him with it myself you skank ;))
And then Karkat’s all
OH MY GOD EQUIUS YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU COME THIS INSTANT THAT IS AN ORDER
Yeah. It’s three am. I’m not sorry.