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  • me: *walks into gamestop*
  • everyone: *stares*
  • me: *sighs* yes i'm a girl, yes i play g--
  • i do not finish. i am seized. they bring me to the inventory room and sacrifice me to the gamer gods. a specimen so rare should not go ignored.
  • Me: *walks into gamestop, buys my game, and leaves, because in reality no one gives a damn whether you're a girl and play video games or not*
  • Me: *walks into gamestop*
  • Everybody: *stops and stares at me*
  • Me: "Yes, I am a Gay Gamer" *Travels across the room on a floating rainbow* "FABULOUS!"
  • Me: *Walks into Gamestop*
  • Everyone: *stops and stares*
  • Me: *neighs loudly*
  • I am a horse
  • Girl: Walks into GameStop.
  • Everyone else: Doesn't give a flying fuck because girls walk into GameStop all the fucking time. Going to GameStop doesn't make you a special "Gamer Girl". Shut the fuck up.
  • Me: *twerks into gamestop
  • Everyone: *stares*
  • Me: *Twerks outta gamestop*
  • Me: *Walks into gamestop*
  • Everybody: *Stares*
  • They're staring because I'm a horse.
  • Me: *walks into Girl Gamer*
  • Everybody: *stops and stares at me*
  • Me: "Yes, I am a Gamestop! Out of the damn way, peasants!"
  • walk into gamestop
  • everyone stares
  • realize i'm a bear
  • maul the closest patron
  • employee: would you like to sign up for our rewards program?

A fun thing to do:

Go to gamestop and stand around the counter until someone comes up to trade in games. When the gamestop cashier offers them like 15 cents for a game you would like, walk up to them and offer them actual money for it. You will have a new game for a good price, that poor person isn’t going to get majorly ripped off, and gamestop will get nothing, so everyone wins.

  • Me: *walks in the gamestop*
  • Everyone: *stops and stares at me*
  • Me: "YES I'M THE DARK LORD SATAN. GIVE ME YOUR SKYLANDERS OR I WILL DEVOUR THE SOULS OF YOUR CHILDREN."
  • Me: goes to gamestop
  • Me: Opens the door
  • Me: gets on the floor
  • Me: everybody walk the dinosaur
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