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Ned:
The next time we meet, we'll talk about your mother.
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Jon:
But couldn't you just, you know, tell me now? Just in case? Since we probably won't be seeing each other for a long time? Maybe?
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Ned:
no
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Jon:
but--
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Ned:
bye
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Theon:
Wow, this Esgred chick is awesome!
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Theon:
She's so much funnier and smarter and more badass than normal women!
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Theon:
I bet she's great in bed.
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Theon:
Mmmm-hmmm
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Theon:
OMG can't wait this is gonna rock
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Theon:
Damn this is like the perfect woman for me
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Esgred:
LOL actually I'm your sister Asha.
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Theon:
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Theon:
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Theon:
fuuuuuuuuck
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Jon:
Craster is Gilly's father, but also the father of her child.
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Stannis:
Her own father got this child on her? I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing.
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Jon:
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Stannis:
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Jon:
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Stannis:
why are you not laughing at my hilarious joke
