GAME OF THRONES SEASON 2 DRINKING GAME!
Drink whenever….
- Cersei drinks wine (otp)
- Someone gets bitchslapped
- Someone mentions Varys being a eunuch
- There’s something femslashy
- A prostitute enters the scene
- Rickon mentions/appears
- Slash (“ha, gayyyyyyy!”)
- Someone cries
- Jorah mutters “Khaleesi”
- A dire wolf appear
- Someone important dies
- The white walkers appear
- Just take a shot because it’s cold and fucking winter is coming
- Tyrion says something witty or makes you go “OH SNAPPPP”
- The word “cock” is mentioned
- Jon Snow has an angsty look on his pretty face
- Hodor says “Hodor”
- King Joffrey is being a pain in the ass (OP is not responsible for the coma you’ll be in)
- Incest of some kind (brother/sister, cousin/cousin, cousin/uncle, …)
- “Winter is coming”
- The house motto of one of the houses is said
- Someone claims that person X is the True King
- Jon Snow is called a bastard
- Brienne the beauty
- Someone asks Sansa if she has bled yet
House Titties Game of Thrones Drinking Game (Robert Baratheon version)
- Drink whenever someone says their House motto
- Drink whenever there’s sex (drink twice if it’s incest or sexposition)
- Drink when Tyrion drinks
- Drink when someone calls Jon a bastard
- Drink when someone calls Arya “boy”
- Drink when swords are drawn
- Drink when someone declares someone else the true king (drink twice if it’s Stannis referring to himself)
- Drink when someone calls Davos the Onion Knight (or refers to him and onions in the same sentence)
- Drink when the Greyjoys diss Theon
- Drink when Rickon is mentioned. Finish your drink when Rickon comes on screen
OURS IS THE BREASTS
Game of Thrones Season 3 Drinking Game Rules
In anticipation for Sunday, inspired by a few lists I’ve seen.. I compiled one for Season 3.
Happy Drinking everyone!Sip When:
- Hodor says “Hodor!”
- Someone says a house motto (official or unofficial) [“Winter is Coming”, “Fire and Blood”/”Lannister pays his debts”, “We do not Sow”]
- Jon is called a bastard
- Daenerys is called Khaleesi
- Tyrion is called dwarf/imp/halfman
- Swords are drawn
- Someone is injured
just created a Game of Thrones drinking game to play. drink every time:
Someone makes fun of Jon Snow for being a bastard
Theon throws a temper tantrum
Daenerys says “dragons”
Tyrion has a snappy comeback
“The night is dark and full of terrors” (chug drink for the length of the phrase)
Boobs are shown on screen
Hodor says “Hodor”
If Joffrey gets slapped, load a bowl and smoke it
If an important character dies, pour some out for the dead homie…. into your mouth. (a.k.a. DRINK!)
