God creating One Direction
- God: you know how we made females bleed out their vaginas that make them strong
- Jesus: yeah
- God: well it didn't work
- Jesus: what do you mean
- Jesus: they cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
- Jesus: isn't that enough
- God: no
- Jesus: ....
- God: we must make them stronger
- Jesus: but it's too late no-
- God: no
- God: we'll create five superior beings
- Jesus: what is tha-
- God: listen jesus
- God: we'll use a whole bottle of essence of sexy on one
- Jesus: that sounds risky don't you t-
- God: listen
- God: a whole bottle of adorable extract on another
- God: half a bottle of rainbow oil and dried puppies on the third
- God: on the fourth we'll use the last of the 'you me bed now' syrup
- Jesus: ....
- Jesus: .... and the fifth?
- God: sassy potion
- Jesus: .... okay .... but how will this make them stronger?
- God: we'll add one musical steroid to each
- Jesus: i still don't see...
- God: they'll be homosexual
- Jesus: ah very clever
- God: do you see now
- Jesus: yes
- Jesus: the survivors will be indestructible
- God: i'm brilliant
