sorry can’t hang out today, mom said no

When you see a funny post on Tumblr

You sit there and laugh to yourself like

While other people in the room look at you like

to all you people who think drawing fanart is fine

you know who else drew fanart

hitler

think about that the next time you draw fanart

when i exercise i feel fatter than before i started

When you show someone a funny picture from tumblr and they ask you where you found it...

You’re just sitting there trying to think of an excuse like:

So then you just yell out “FACEBOOK!” all innocent like:

But inside you’re just like:

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i will literally not do anything unless theres only five minutes left to do it

if girls want the D do guys want the double D

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Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.
Ferb: Yeah, I'm sure you do, you triangle headed cunt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. But did you ever think of that? No. You never think about anything i want, bitch. We have the funds to cure cancer and prevent natural disasters, but no, you'd rather fuck around and build rollercoasters and shit. Stupid bitch.