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Hetalia Japanese vs. Hetalia English
- HJ: The voice actors treat it seriously because it's their job and they're all famous so they have other jobs to attend to, so the faster they get the recordings done nicely the faster they can go do a music video for their amazing new album.
- HE: OMFG A SNUGGIE IN THE BOOTH WHY IS IT CRUSTY HAHAHAHAH STOP LAUGHING YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH--
- HE: TOMATO VAGINA
- HE: Imma eat your cat.
- HE: HONHONHON~
- HE: Or you could let a girl earn a dollar.
- HE: Even if he is a Michael Tatum he's still a person.
- HJ: Wha
- HE: WE GOT A SHIELD, MOTHAFUCKA
- Romano: Suck my balls, you damn potato eater.
- Germany: LICHTEN MEIN BALLS!!
- Prussia: Suck it, losers!!
- Narrator: He actually did Spain in the ass no less than four times.
- Prussia: Hey Austria! It must suck balls to have Silesia taken by force, huh?
- China: SUCK BALLS!
- Austria: My manly tract of land has been occupied by that demon douche Prussia!
- Japan: Man should never have to crush his own nuts.
- Russia: Also, she's poor, so those are real.
- Greece: Like i could take a whole day just to lick my own balls.
- Germany: We had to apologize to Greece for playing with his pussy.
- France: Everybody knows I've got the biggest--
- England: You smell like a horse's ass!
- Italy: Oh, it's just your butt....
- China: You an ass.
- America: Dude, we're trying to be serious here, quit busting our balls and-- I'm sad.