Play the song Mr. Bombastic by Shaggy.
Wear hilariously inappropriate clothing.
Make sure you party hard, I did.
Remember me for the fun and the bad, I was human and had flaws.
Instead of saying “Jesus Christ” say “FUCK YOU LIZ.” or something like that.
If I don’t get a funeral and some bitch cremates me.
Play Disco Inferno as I burn.
Then have a ceremony at the seediest bar you can find.
Drink till the fat, unattractive hambeast is in your bed.
Then wake up and say- “That Jew did this.”
And for everyone’s delight, make sure you play Celebration everytime someone mentions I died.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W5pq4bIzIw
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The anagram of FUNERAL is REAL FUN. So when I die...
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Top 5 diss tracks ever
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Image by jronaldlee via Flickr
Back in 2002 Bonnie Cooper experienced the unthinkable, she lost her mother and brother within 7 months of each other (can you imagine? either can I).
While making arrangements for the funeral she looked everywhere for music that would provide a fitting memorial to lay her loved ones to rest. Unfortunately, she didn’t find anything.
Knowing first hand that there was a need for this type of resource she decided to build her own memorial music site.
300 Per DayHer site is called MemorialMusicLibrary.com . It is currently helping 300 people a day who visit her site looking for music for funerals and memorial site.
Help Me Return The FavorI found out about Bonnie after she reached out to me to ask if she could feature my song “Minnesota Got Colder” on the front page. To return the favor, I want to help spread the word about her story and her site.
Join me in helping Bonnie spread the word. Forward here site to anyone you know of who may be looking for this type of music: Funeral homes, churches, anyone needing some comfort, making arrangements for memorial, etc.
Do You Know of Any Songs?Also, Bonnie is always looking for more music for the site. If you have any ideas for songs that would be perfect for the library, either stop by the site and recommend them yourself or just put them in the comments below and I will be sure to pass them on.
Pssst…ARE YOU NEW HERE? Go grab 2 of my free song downloads here.
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Triplets within a triplet. Trip-ception.
Timpani-Funeral Music from Die Gotterdammerung-Richard Wagner
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Day 24 – A song that you want to play at your funeral
(Queen - Another One Bites the Dust)
Hoho! Just kidding. Who the hell thinks about songs they want played at their funeral? I’m no Princess Diana. No one’s gonna play a song at my funeral! I just chose this song because Freddie is phenomenal, and this is one of my Queen favorites. So funkay, I love it! It would be a funny but kind of fitting song for a funeral, no? Haha
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- Chey: So what if the song everyone was listening to right now would be the one to be played at their funeral?
- Chey: Mine would be... This Means War by Nickleback.
- Chey: yesss good
- Gina: awww ye.
- Gina: mine would be... coming or going rac remix
- Gina: pffft hahaha not fitting for a funeral what whatevs
- Chey: Well obviously if it's at a funeral then you are going. Or.. gone. NO, CHEYLYN. PEOPLE HAVING A FUNERAL ARE ALIVE OBVIOUSLY.
- Gina: oh totes. then even in death i'll be like
- Gina: LOL YOU BITCHES
- Gina: I GET PRETTY MUCH PORN MUSIC AT MY FUNERAL.
- Gina: PEACE OUT MOTHERFUCKER
- Gina: tovot
- Chey: ASDFGHGSDDFGHGFDSFGH
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Make a Fitting Farewell whilst Saving On Cremation Costs
There’s a chance you’re at the start of your cremation planning journey and thinking about what sorts of costs are linked to preparing for a cremation. This overview page explains several of the areas it is advisable to consider.
One or two facts about cremation costs at the start.
- The money necessary for a cremation is approximately one-fourth of the cost of a burial
- The price of a burial is usually between $6500 and $9000
- Average cost for the simple cremation with service is around $2000
- You possibly can decrease the price of cremation close to $400- $750 if you choose to forgo the service or organise one’s own memorial service.
The usual cremation costs to contemplate are listed below
Traditional Funeral Service
This usually involves payment for the make use of a memorial hall, funeral home or church. Could also be fees paid to a priest, minister or celebrant and fees for the transportation of the body of the deceased. You can include on as many extra services, for instance funeral cars as you would like. $1600 to $3000 or upwards
Private Memorial Service
You may hold a private memorial service anywhere suitable and the cost is dependent upon yours as well as the deceased wishes. You don’t need to to pay fees for a facilitator or priest if you don’t want to. Transportation fees and cremation fees might still apply
Direct Cremation
This requires organising the cremation without the presence of services of a funeral director. This choice removes the possibility of a viewing of the deceased and a funeral service, instead dealing directly with the crematorium. This can be a simple and easy direct cremation option and may also range in price from $400-$750
Cremation Urns
A cremation urn holds the ashes of your deceased. The appearance of cremation urns is infinite. They might be manufactured from ceramic, wood or metals and might range in price from $20 to $800
Transportation of the deceased
Approx $150
Doctors cremation certificates and legal fees
This includes death certificates, cremation authorization certificates.
Approx $150 - $200
Flowers for your ceremony or service
Approx $200
Fees for scattering of the ashes
Approx $100
Catering
Should you have a considerable congregation, travelling a distance to the service you might like to consider the expense of catering
Approx - $300
A memorial for your deceased
A headstone or stone tablet is not the sole method to reflect upon the one you love.
There are many other ways to make beautiful, meaningful and cost effective cremation memorials including tree planting, memorial benches and jewellery.
The amount you will pay eventually will probably be reliant on the quantity of extra offered services that you take up. By understanding your options It is easy to keep control of cremation costs.
Further information
Tips on how to save money on cremation costs - Guidelines on how to create a beautiful farewell whilst remaining in control financially
Cost of cremation services guide - Help to see the levels of service available
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J. Cole Dubstep Remix
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this is what i want to be played at my funeral, in it’s entirety
i’m going to make people really fucking sad at my funeral
dmitri shostakovich’s string quartet no.8 in c minor
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i beg you, please play this mixtape at my funeral…
1. “Bad Girls” - M.I.A.
2. “Shake It Out” - Florence + The Machine (The Weeknd Remix)
3. “Rill Rill” - Sleigh Bells
4. “I Belong In Your Arms” - Chairlift
5. “Round The Moon” - Summer Camp
6. “Vanessa” - Grimes
7. “Radio” - Lana Del Rey
8. “Jamie Marie” - Girls