a poem about cats

no kids, just cats.

cats everywhere.

infinite cats.

I will die under a mountain of cats.

cats.

that picture of the guy drinking and smoking

I would like to point out that setbabiesonfire reblogged that picture, and when I asked him (twice) to add me as the source, he completely ignored me.

really cool of you dude.

accidental animal rights discussion at work

boss: steve, you remember the “problembär bruno”, don’t you?

me: oh, the bear that happily roamed bavaria until he was shot because he MIGHT potentially pose a threat to humans?

boss: no, he was shot because he brutally killed and ate countless farm animals.

me: oh you mean the ones that were destined to be brutally killed and eaten by us humans?

boss: …. i’m not going to discuss that with you right now.

#like you

This girl on facebook yesterday was comparing being a pregnant teen versus a married teen and she said being a married teen was better because you don’t have a commitment to a human being.