scenario: tom hiddleston and tom hardy are handing from a cliff, seconds away from falling to a very painful death landing on large, sharp rocks below. you can only save one because you're missing one arm. who do you save?
I’d save Tom Hardy.
Well, using the logic that Tom Hiddleston is actually Loki, it wouldn’t be surprising if he were actually at the top of cliff laughing at us while his projection is the one who’s hanging off a cliff, thus it’ll be pointless to save the fake Hiddles when the real Hiddles is safe and sound on the cliff saying EHEHEHEHEHEHE
I have a weird subconscious
Had a dream last night in which Tom Hiddleston was a supervillain with hypnotic eyes. (No, like literally, wiseass. XD) You could not look at him if you wanted to keep control of your own mind. Worked through mirrors and video, too. And he was keeping Chris as a partner/pet.
Then I woke up and the Fridge Brilliance started kicking in. THAT’S WHY HE SEEMS SO IMPOSSIBLY NICE AND BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT. HE’S GOT US ALL HYPNOTIZED. HOLY CRAP.
(also I’m really tempted to write RPS based on this dream. sldkfjlsdk)
