ROOMMATE JUST PROPOSITIONED ME FOR A THREESOME

people laugh at americans because they don’t have kinder eggs but britain don’t have pizza rolls so who’s the real loser here

An msn conversation between me and a boy when i was in year 7...

AlExXx: Why can't we just be together?
ShazzaxShenanigans: Because i've just been falling for so long and i keep thinking you're going to catch me and it just hurts even more when i hit the ground.
AlExXx: falling from where?
ShazzaxShenanigans: From life.
AlExXx: oh.