Most adorable demon dude OC award~

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Excuse him. He didn’t prepare a speech. 

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friendlyneighbourhoodlurker replied to your post: WHAT. THE. SHIT. SKYRIM?!

A dragon threw a bear at me once. Good times.

*DEEEEEEEEEEEAAADDDD*

Funniest shit that happened today while playing: a dragon lands in Dragon Bridge, ready to kill half the village. So, being the hero asshole that I am, I can’t help myself and feel the need to defend everyone. TWO SECONDS LATER: a random NPC women in a fucking dress runs at the dragon with a dagger. A. FUCKING. DAGGER. Things I cannot: even. All I could do was sit there and say: “BITCH JUST GOT ATE! DAMN SKYRIM, YOU SCURRY!” 

does rungs always look like he;s wearing a short open jacket with puffy sleeves and some fancy knickers? i've never seen his robo butt fullsized.

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yes

yes it does

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friendlyneighbourhoodlurker replied to your post: is it possible to be timesexual I tend to be more…

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I LOOKED A THIS GIF WHILE A SKRILLEX SONG CAME ON AND IM LIKE PISSING

ITS TOTALLY GOING TO THE BEAT I FUCKING CANT OMFG

SERIOUSLY PUT ON BANGARANG AND LOOK AT THIS GIF ITS 5AM EVERYTINGH IS FUNNY HOLY SHIT

me too~ I was looking through what kind of out fit he'd wear keeping with the heavy armour bottoms with the tight shirt he'd wear as a direct reference to his mass effect outfit. but damn you know shit loads more about DA than me.

Oh, I think he’d be walking around with nothing more then a wife beater and trousers most of the time. Well. When he can get away with it, that is.  Because the heavy armor, well, it’s not all that heavy (or so he claims), but it’s hot as hell and he’d sweat buckets in it. Plus he’s a fucking show off, and how are people supposed to know he’s got tattoos up the ass ( well. not literally. or is it? /eyebrow waggle) if he’s always covered in metal? 

Also, I think the regulation army armor is too tight for him so he’d need to have Cortez mod it for him, so he can get his enormous shoulders to fit inside the metal plating. And maybe that’s how they first meet. Or something. 

a-and ahah sob
my knowledge of the DA lore is nowhere near as extensive as my knowledge of ME lore, but I try, thank you ;v;

I was asked to draw sexy thighs/Chryses

 jollyjoseph said: my usual suggestion: chryses thighs.

 ladragonaria said: i agree. sexy thighs somebody. xd

 friendlyneighbourhoodlurker said: anyone with sexy thighs!

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I didn’t really focus on his thighs but…It’s Chryses…I got carried away

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friendlyneighbourhoodlurker replied to your post: i want my knock out theme back can october be…

make a halloween knockout theme?

but im spookister so i gotta be spooky spinister

i’m not spookyknock

knockspooky

knockolantern 

OH GOD KNOCKOLANTERN IS CUTE I MIGHT 

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friendlyneighbourhoodlurker replied to your post: HOW TO UPLOAD FIC TUMBLR??? RMTUBLR?????? …

create another account and live a double life.

omg I’ve considered that

I can write about all the dicks touching the other dicks (EVEN BROTHER DICKS!!!) and it’ll be great no judgement

too many of my school mates have found me here

but regardless the ficbit I wanna post is the beginning of the Crisis Core Ace Attorney AU

but

y’know

HOW

oh. god. I'm sorry for sending you another message but, that bear and that wolf, just, I'm feeling down and endless pit screaming my love for their designs. just wow.

NO NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR IT i secretly (not so secretly) love talking to people so i’m like HUZZAH PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO ME

and thank you!  i’m glad you like them  B)  they’re even better when they’re on top of each other

i mean what who said that

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friendlyneighbourhoodlurker replied to your post: your booty is fly

and one day I dream of fondling that concave. On the plus side you can fill it with alcohol and drink from it.

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