I don’t like seeing sad friends on my dash. I have decided that when i am rich and famous, i am buying people houses near me. That’s the thing about online friends and moving away that sucks so much. When they’re feeling down, you can’t offer to come over after work and bring them a bucket of ice-cream or something equally bad for their health-comfort food. Can’t even write them a stupid text message.
I hate that. All my friends, come live in Berlin, we shall have a magnificent garden party. You can even bring your laptops and toys to be online with so we can still pretend we are just talking on Tumblr.
Wah. Okay, this is a bad start to the week. I wanted to bother smarmtastic-mocha on her birthday. I wanted to bother Freeball just in general. I want to cheer up that sad bedsheet. Let me love you Xeno D:
Free?
Ugh I hate leaving the house after being all relaxed
My tiddies too big to walk around without a bra
And I gotta put on bottoms grr
I’m freeballin like a newborn
These pjs ain’t gon cut it for public, blahhh
This pizza gonna be love though
This nigga don’t want pineapples on the pizza, even tho we gettin two…loser
I feel like that pizza gonna make me wanna rub on my coochie lol
The shower and oil up session had me feeling a bit frisky as it is
Now the ac piping and my pierced nipple all extra sensitive with me rolling around in bed
This pizza gonna do it
Yes, food gets me excited, I’m a perve, judge me.
best image ever. fuckign hell i can’t stop laughing. thanks mands! you made my day!
dude the day’s only just started there’s only one way from here and that is UP
