High Thoughts

So duh I am totally high right now, and was earlier talking to my friend Marshall about my good friend Grace. You see I got stoked on the thought that Grace would be coming over to my place for a good cuddle session. Some of the reasons I was so stoked was because A) Grace is hot as fuck, like she has this awesome hipster hotness that totally beats everyone else in my hall’s ass in hotness, its kinda awesome and B) I wanted everyone in my hall to see her and be like “gotdamn that kid has got one fine girl with him” (with a Dave Chappell voice) and have all their heads turning. I would show up everyone, including Josh and Hanna & Kyle and Rebecca because in the end I had won. So while imagining all this out, my thoughts went towards jealousy and how jealousy always played out and is a bitch. It brought up images of me with someone, like Sara, and how if I checked out some hot girl Sara would try to rip me a new one. Sara, being the most wonderful person ever, has her fun moments of when she isn’t feeling so great at the moment and I of course just made it that much better. So Sara would just look at me with those eyes and say “You think I am hotter right?” And of course I would say I do think she is hotter, but I know its not that simple because she is a woman, and I being a man don’t have any power in any situation against a woman with simple questions. I some how thought up the best answer to everything in a relationship with a woman you aren’t currently married to, which is just saying “You know what, I know you are going to rip me a new one so just please tell me that in the end you will stay with me.” Because we both know she is going to just rip you a new one so just take it. By this point I have realized how much rambling I am going on but at the same time this is what happens when your best friend moves to Portland and out of reach, while you have a shitty phone that makes conversations hard to have. I miss Anthony, #FreeAnthony