Not so crappy after all...
Sucked it up and drove over to the Subway. Hardly anyone in line, so I managed the Subway Gauntlet* in near-record time and headed to the register. Turns out they were giving out free Raspberry Cheescake cookies today with all purchases as part of some promotion, so my mediocre sandwich is at least tempered by a not-so-mediocre cookie!
*The Subway Gauntlet is what I like to call the assembly-line effort they have. I have three goals getting through it:
1) Get through as quickly as possible
2) Repeat myself as few times as possible
3) Thank each “sandwich artist” in turn for their contribution to my sandwich, because I’m sure doing the whole sandwich-assembly-robot role all day long gets pretty damn depressing.
I usually do pretty well running the Gauntlet (especially compared to others) - today was no exception. Only 1 repeat, smiles on everyone’s face, and in near-record time.
my friend and i were at publix and our plan was to sweet talk the bakery guy into giving us a free cookie even though we’re older than 12.
so we were standing there when he knocked over a box and with my ninja skills i caught it and put it back, i used my opening and asked,
“since i caught your box, can i have a free cookie?” and he said “yes”.
so my friend says “can i have one just for being her friend and standing here?” and he says “you guys can have 4 cookies for catching that box”
i’d say that’s a win.
i want to watch sherlock.
usually, this is normal and easy to acheive.
I WANT SERIES TWO.
WHICH ISNT AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY IN AMERICA.
WHY DID MY PARENTS DECIDE TO LIVE HERE. WHY.
I MEAN, I LOVE ALL YOU AMERICAN TYPE PEOPLES BUT UGHHHH.
ANGRY AND DEPRESSED DOESNT EVEN COVER IT.
so i’m going to pretend i’m happy, and make a happy post.
LETS HAVE A PARTY.
WITH ALL MY GIF FRIENDS.
i’ve done this before; i don’t care, i’m doing it again.
do the turtle dance. no ones watching. just flap your arms like this mofo^
feel better now?
i thought so.
i dont know what these are.
BUT I WANT ONE. REALLY BADLY.
i wil call him squishy and he will be mine and he will be my squishy.
you guys have read this, and you’re most likely sitting there like
creeped out smile.
not that i’m creepy or anything.
oh well. gif party over.
IF YOU FOLLOW ME I WILL SEND YOU QUESTIONS AND COOKIES WHENEVER YOU WISH.
okay. officially done now, and remember;
i know. smexiest gif ever. excuse me while i go scrape my ovaries off the walls.
I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES.
keep in mind. following me means cookies and rainbows in your ask. CAN YOU RESIST?
I work in a hotel, and every time I order pizza from this particular pizza place they give me 5-10 free cookies so that I’ll put little ad pamphlets out (to entice our guests into ordering from them idk). We already have a stack of them, but the delivery dude gives me cookies every single time. (Tonight it was 7.) It’s awesome, it’s like getting away with murder