Apollo/Hermes, Lies.
There’s something about poetry that he hates, because there’s no honesty there. It’s never straightforward, never quite enough, never clear. And for as many messages as he delivers, he does his best to avoid delivering poetry, because it can be so misinterpreted that it ruins everything.
He would know. Years in bed with a beautiful god who spouts off rhymes that make no sense can get to a man. Especially when those rhymes don’t mean what he wants them to. Especially when they aren’t even nice.
Hermes has never been a huge fan of poetry.
But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t love eating it up every time Apollo is inside him.
fredweasleyed replied to your post: fredweasleyed said: MERLIN HAS MAGIC but…
but merlin is obviously more powerful lol and gaius is old? he rides the horse slowly and merlin rides it fast ohohoho these innuendos
…when I’m watching the show and pick up on Merlin/Aruthur innuendos I sometimes think you’re secretly a writer for it…
thisisdemfae replied to your post: fredweasleyed said: MERLIN HAS MAGIC but…
Merlin is just that powerful. And awesome. And he probably has a faster horse. idk. What episode are you in anyway? XD
Idk. Lol. Whutever. I’ve actually got a lot of weird stuff with the show but it’s still hoots of fun so yeah, I don’t think about it too much. I just finished the first season:)
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shut up. i hate you. and samantha too
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BUT YOU KNOW, I MISS YOU TOO AND OUR MERLIN OT4 BUT THAT’S ALREADY A GIVEN kfdjskf TIFFALY GIVES ME ALL THE FEELINGS
OUR MERLIN OT4 SHOULD REWATCH CLASSIC MERTHUR EPISODES TOGETHER JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT
tiff is gonna kill me for all the cheese i’ve been fueling in our ship when she gets back ngah nervous for her tho D:
You still have the banter that Merlin and Arthur will always have. It’s just not always appropriate. banter. not always appropriate. not. always. appropriate. let me die, maz. let me die fksjfklsjfa
OMG JAMIE. I DON’T EVEN KNOW. EVERYTHING THE CAST ARE SAYING ABOUT S4 IS KILLING ME.
And yes, writers, it isn’t always appropriate! I hope Colin saying that means that the writers are not going to put stupid banter in at serious moments anymore.
Also doesn’t it kinda feel like Merlin will be on his own journey, kinda lost and trying to find himself? I really hope Arthur is a big part of that and it isn’t just Arthur/Gwen/Knights too busy to notice poor Merlin’s struggles.
SO EXCITED FOR S4 OMG.
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nearly perfect? how could he be nearly perfect? lol don’t mind me
HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR? THAT’S HOW.
YOU. Semi-Quoting HP when I’m talking about NPH is like the best thing ever.

fredweasleyed replied to your post: SRA was my LIFE. No, seriously. Everyone saw it as a chore, it was my sanity.
lmao sra was the best
SRA <333 i wish they gave it to highschool + college, too, though








