When Issac and Hazel Grace play computer games
- Hzael Grace: Touch the cave wall
- Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
- Issac: Lick the cave wall
- Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
- Hazel Grace: Hump the moist cave wall.
- Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head
- Issac: Not jump, HUMP
- Computer: I don't understand
- Issac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
- Computer; You attempt to ju-
- Hazel Grace: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
- Computer: I do not-
- Issac: Make sweet love to the cave wall
- Computer: I do not-
- Hazel Grace: FINE. Follow left branch
- Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
- Hazel Grace: Crawl
- Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows
- Hazel Grace: Snake crawl.
- Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. You reach a mound of small rocks building the passageway.
- Hazel Grace: Can I hump the cave wall now?
- Computer: You cannot jump without standing
