SCIENCE! (AKA How in the Holy Mother of F**K Does That Work?!)
(Image Credit: Tastefully Offensive)
(That was where I first saw the image, it might’ve been from somewhere else.)
Step 0: Observation Absolute Incredulity
“What.”
”If this actually works as a real-life means of creating matter from nothing, I will commit ritual suicide with a sharpened caliper.”
“The time has come for us to evaluate the mechanism of this method’s function. With SCIENCE!”
Scientists Invent Particles That Will Let You Live Without Breathing
gizmodo.comThis may seem like something out of a science fiction movie: researchers have designed microparticles that can be injected directly into the bloodstream to quickly oxygenate your body, even if you can’t breathe anymore. It’s one of the best medical breakthroughs in recent years, and one that could save millions of lives every year.
The invention, developed by a team at Boston Children’s Hospital, will allow medical teams to keep patients alive and well for 15 to 30 minutes despite major respiratory failure. This is enough time for doctors and emergency personnel to act without risking a heart attack or permanent brain injuries in the patient.
Don’t let anyone tell you differently: Science is AMAZING.
