Sincerely, Verus

Summary: Katniss lost the pearl on the day she lost Prim. But the token that once symbolized hope for her went on to help someone else. 

Visual Prompt: Peeta’s Pearl

Trigger: Graphic Description of Violence

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Oh, Heck

Summary: Chief of Police Katniss Mellark just finished a bizarre multiple homicide case, but she’s more interested in hearing about her husband Peeta’s painting.

Visual Prompt: “Fargo” Movie Poster

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Is there a Karen update for today? Did someone get that woman a diet coke?

dark matter
thg; war au; peeta/katniss

this is the first part and i’m just uploading it here all for fnurfnur t b h
there’s like a prologue part or w/e but i wanna mess around with it still so you just get the first like actual part or WHATEVER

i still have a stupid high school au to get through and a bunch of other random drabbles/one shots also original writing and ps real life so who knows when i’ll actually post this but maybe posting it here will make me work on it more idk

please just ignore random grammar or spelling mistakes because i edit all of my own things and i usually do several read throughs before things see the light of day.



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Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston, looking so down in the dumps…

attention tumblr it is 3:36am and fnur is texting me

she is late

“I truly think I lost the power of speech or hearing or bladder control for quite a bit of time after that [seeing the Peeta's portrait]. I may have also become pregnant. It’s funny how I refuse to have a crush on Josh mostly because he’s way too young for me, but I have no problem developing a crush on the character of Peeta, who is even younger. Not sorry.”

Source: fnurfnur

I’m framing this quote. Period.

Range of Motion: Chapter 11 - More Info

Read Chapter 11 and want more info? Click the “Read more” link.

Haven’t read it, but want to? Click here.

Haven’t read it, and don’t want? Merry Christmas, fuckface.

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I tried to text "smut" today and my phone tried to autocorrect it to Amy. Not joking.

YES TECHNOLOGY HAS MADE ME SYNONYMOUS WITH SMUT

My life is complete, I can die now.

A gif requested by Karen...

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Nightlock Recs: Science vs. Romance AU Fics

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Yet more love for fnurnfur’s Range of Motion!

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…AND a “Threshing Floor” nod! I love you, forthegenuine!!! A particular thanks for the line:

I have two fics that deserve honorable mention… and not in the “honorable mention” that is the consolatory, thanks-for-playing way, but the I’m honored to mention these pieces because they are superb in every way kind. 

I have a good friend/co-worker who read “The Threshing Floor” and was severely disheartened to learn there were no prizes for Prompts in Panem. ;D (Not that I expected one, mind, but she really thought there should be winners!)

Not to mention, I’m delighted that someone “got” “porchwood, née Mejhiren.” ;D

I’ve always had me some Darius/Katniss feels so when I started reading FF I looked to see if there were any stories of them. I only found one and it ended with Gale and Darius together, so needless to say I was a little disappointed. I’m happy to see I’m not alone with my love for Darius.

Darius is woefully underrepresented in fanfiction, it breaks my heart. He has a good role in A Fine Line to Cross. And fnur purposefully threw him into Surviving Death just to fuck with me that little shit. I can’t really think of anything else that features him in more than just a mention. Anyone else know of things?

There is some extensive Katniss/Darius business in one of the stories my husband and I are working on. We also cast him as her first husband in the Gone with the Wind crossover we’re working on. HONESTLY I WILL JUST FIND ANY EXCUSE TO WRITE ABOUT HIM regardless of context. He even has an upcoming appearance in AiaCR.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY YOU EXITED FROM YOUR MOTHER'S BODY AND MADE ALL OUR LIVES BETTER! My wish to you this year is that someone sends you a XXX rated Joshifer sex tape, complete with squirting.

Thank you! I hope there is much squirting in my future too! <33

I don't get any love for my beta work? For how I pointed out the PROPER way to take the Lord's name in vain when referring to Mellark's cockmeat?

BAHAHA dude how many times did you have to tell me to capitalize God. I actually started to feel bad and took one of them out LOL 

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