- Professor: Does everyone know what alchemy is?
- Me: Alchemy - the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
- Professor: Right, exactly.
- Me: If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
- Professor: Okay, thank you.
- Me: There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
- Professor: We got it!
- Me: FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?
Listen
Oh snap, snap! Spark, spark!
It’s time to light up the diggy-diggy-dark!
I’m the Flame Alchemist and I’m gonna be Fuhrer
My beats are hot and my rhyme’s on fire!
I like the ladies in the miniskirts
I’ll be posing in the mirror without my fancy shirts
I’m gonna set your heart on fire, whoosh whoosh!
And you know my heart burns bright too! kaboom, kaboom!
My firepower tonight is feeling just right, kablam kablam!
