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My fluffy chicken says if this post gets 500,000+ notes I can get a mom like this one

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And on this day, we have declared, that every 17th of the second month, it will be Fluffy Chicken Day.

Tumblr means family. Family means helping others get fluffy chickens.

My mom said if I get 690386 notes this fucking stupid fad will die and our dashboards won’t be clogged with your attention whoring ass begging for reblogs, just like how facebook people beg for likes

and in that moment i swear we were all fluffy chickens

The Pledge of Fluffy Chickens

I pledge alliegence

To the chicken

Of the united chickens of tumblr

and to the website

of which it stands

one chicken

under tumblr

indivisible

with chickens and fluffiness for all

Teacup Pig

Showing my mom all the posts of getting x amount of notes and receiving things my mom said there is no way I could get 500,000 “rebloggy thingys” so I bet her I could for a Teacup Pig. (But I have to pay for it)

My parents said if this post gets 20,000 notes, they’ll get me an antichrist like this one

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I think we should all be awarded with fluffy chickens

Tumblr has already accomplished getting a girl a fluffy chicken this year, and this year just started. The future looks bright. 

So my dad said if this doesn’t get 10,000 notes then Christmas is canceled this year.  If you don’t want presents, that’s up to you.

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REBLOG IF YOU THINK SHE SHOULD NAME THE FLUFFY CHICKEN ‘TUMBLR’

Now my questions is: who was the 500,000th note?

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