haha thank you, it was Saturday the 11th and I switched my facebook birthday to the 12th and then yelled at everyone who wished me a happy birthday on the wrong day.
I’m a dickhole.
flossingadeadhorse replied to your photo: Remember when I was a pizza delivery driver?
If you came to my door..I would hope that porn logic was real….HARDY HAR HAR HARRRR
Let’s do this.
basically the only person i’m ever hooking up with ever again is katherine
flossingadeadhorse replied to your post: Calm down on the politics .. Enjoy life
UP THUH PNX
does my url make sense now people
flossingadeadhorse reblogged your photo: ♡ CHA-CHING ♡
THE GIRL WITH THE WEIRD AS FUCK HEART SHAPED FAKE MOLE I don git u
THE GIRL WITH THE BASIC AS FUCK BLOG I don git u
katherine and i are in the jealous gf’s club
Looks like I’m gonna have a threesome with Clar and Katherine
Who’s filming? I hear we can make five grand on a lesbian porno