Non owning tumblr friend and me today.

• Me: Jake from State Farm and Flo from Progressive would be the best couple ever.
• Her: Yes it would.
• Me: but they would be torn between their love for different insurance companies and their love of each other.
• Her: You've thought about this before haven't you?
• Me:
• Her:
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• Her:
• Me: They would be the star-crossed lovers of insurance.