Advantages of “Flighty Broads and their Snarky Horseshitometer” as a Rose/Kanaya ship name:

• canon reference
• like whoa it’s a Karkat-ism if you are not in awe of what that boy can do to an innocent language I don’t know what to do with you
• would not result in a tumblr tag full of food
• fun to say
• does not give the erroneous impression that the girls are classy