So I took one more step, one more sip of beer, flicked you off, and lit the house and my past on fire, heading swiftly but gently to better days.

I literally had the MOST ridiculous drive home today. First, this old woman (she was probs in her 70’s), cut me off. When I honked at her, she gave me the finger, even though she almost caused a HUGE accident. Then, this guy starts riding my ass and trying to pass me on a one lane road. And I was going over the speed limit. He also had his headphones in, which is 100% illegal. Finally, in my neighborhood, this lady was walking her to two dogs right in the middle of the fucking street. Did she move when she saw a car? Nope. She just kept on walking. 

Some people are dumb little shits. The end. 

So my brother in law was all like

and I was like

and now my sisters are like this to him

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at least in my head they are

I love my mum

My brother flicked me off and I said “Mommy, he flicked me off.”

She looked at me and said “Do it back.”

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