Thunder Thighs

My phone has still been dead and the BlackBerry home screen was nothing but a large battery charging, which meant it couldn’t ‘find’ the battery.

I got to work and tried charging it from my PC here (I dunno, I’m trying everything) and it gave me the same screen again. 

In frustration, I took my BlackBerry and smashed it onto my thighs. No real reason. My phone is my work and personal life line. I need the fucker to work. SMACK!

Guess what just fired up, all ready to go?

Yep.

My thighs are magic. They fix EVERYTHING.