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I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT

John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

does john green not understand that when the fault in our stars movie comes out, white girls everywhere will start putting cigarettes in their mouths but not lighting them and overusing “okay?” “okay.” and “that’s the thing about pain. it demands to be felt.” and omfg the book will be ruined for me.

it happened with perks it’s going to happen again.

Why do I get the feeling that John Green and Misha Collins would be best friends?

Parenting at its finest

  • John Green: What are you, a communist?
  • Henry (age 3): Um....yes
  • John Green: You are?!
  • Henry: Yeah.
  • John Green: That's a surprise. But you know what, I'm just happy that you're politically engaged, at your age. I think that's great.
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