• Inigo: And how are you today?
• Owain: Busy! …Which I would have thought was obvious.
• Inigo: Ah, I'm sorry. Perhaps I'll come back when you're done playing.
• Owain: Hey! This is serious!
• Inigo: Seriously…childish? Seriously…embarrassing?
• Owain: Seriously none of your business! Now leave me alone.
• …Seriously.
• Inigo: Sigh.
• Owain: Okay, just stop. You're not even sighing. You're just saying the word "sigh."
• Maybe that's why all those girls keep turning you down.
• Inigo: You're guaranteed to lose 100% of the jousts you never attend, my friend.
• Perhaps you should name your next move "Eternal Chastity."
• Owain: Sure, why not? I've got the perfect teacher for it right in front of me!

Severa and Gerome's support conversations in a nutshell

• Severa: Your mask is stupid like why do you even have it
• Gerome: Because I'm angst
• Severa: Okay but like why do you really have it
• Gerome: Because more angst
• Gerome: *takes mask off*
• Severa: HOT DAMN BOY I LOVE YOU