GUYS PLEASE THIS IS REALLY AN EMERGENCY
Thanks to my “lovable” father the 400 I sent to pay for our Verizon bill bounced and we were only able to pay 200 of it. If the full bill isn’t payed by the 25th they are going to shut us off until it’s payed. ON TOP OF THAT I need 400 dollars for rent that is due in about two weeks.
Guys I’ve really done all I can. I’ve looked for a job and any money that comes into this house is taken away by my father I really need some help. I understand that not everyone has money to give out but a dollar, a signal boost ANYTHING helps. I’m grateful to anyone who even reads this. That all being said you can either donate or if you want something in return I’ll be doing writing commissions and small art ones.
For Writing Commissions:
500 words - $5
1000 words - $10
1500 words - $20
Chapter Stories - $25, +$2 for each chapter
Poems - $3
You can gander at my work here to see if it’s actually worth it.You can check out what genres and series I will write for here.
For Small Art Commissions:
The best I can offer is very simple chibi pictures with one or two characters. Coloring will most likely be flat colors and the like, I’m really not that great at art.
Sketch - $5
Coloring - $10
+ $2 for every character
Ways of Payment:
Paypal (send the money as a gift, you nor me will have to pay anything) or you can mail it to me directly. The email for the paypal is firstname.lastname@example.org
You can contact me through an ask or through my email email@example.com
Finacial update 2/11/13
Recent success of red decks has pushed a lot of card prices around.
Thragtusk is just $15 now, after commanding $25 for many weeks. If you want this guy, now is the time to buy. It’s likely the format will slow down and he will become the creature of choice in the coming weeks.
Most GTC mythics have seen a price drop since release (Gideon, Aurelia’s Fury, Prime Speaker Zegana, Duskmantle Seer, Lazav, Dimir Mastermind) I don’t see them holding value much longer.
Bonfire of the damned dropped another $5, probably due to lack of midrange decks that would likely play it. It’s too slow for RDW.
Jace, Architect of Thought continues to fall from it’s once $50 price point. At just $12 I don’t see it going down any further considering Jace, Memory Adept was $10 when most people thought he was unplayable.
Boros Reckoner (big surprise) is a $18 card and I don’t think that is the ceiling. I’d suggest if you want to use them to buy your copies this week because Pro-Tour Gatecrash has the ability to send them into the stratosphere if a deck top 8s with them.
Stomping Ground looks to be the slightly more expensive cousin of the Gatecrash shocklands as it’s now $3 more than the other 4. I think this trend will continue as naya decks dominate.
Temple Garden and Hallowed Fountain are holding at 12 mostly because esper tends to favor blue and white over black and naya is a force to be “reckoned” with.
The recent success of Blind Obedience has pushed it up to a $7 card (it increased $1 in the last hour) and I don’t think it will stop.
Outside of standard: Karn Liberated is a $40 card now… Foils creeping up to $80+. Oblivion Stone is also sold out at most online stores for $10 each. Spellskite is $12!
Requests to Travel + Financial Support
Hey there Siri fans, both here and abroad! I’ve had so many questions recently about when I will travel here or there. At least 8 different countries and sometimes multiple fans in each have reached out to me. The thing is, I am not going to just happen to be in your home country or city. You have to bring me there. I love traveling and I am happy to come as a tourist and meet you all, and signs an autographs for you. It’s just something that’s not affordable on my own dime. Most people who work for a living can’t just pack up anytime they like and fly somewhere on a whim, and I’m no different.
The adult film industry is a very low-paying industry. I’ve said before, it’s the only one I know of that pays all employees across the board, performers and crew, less than it did a decade ago. No cost-of-living adjustments, nothing. No increases, just decreases. It’s due to so many people pirating scenes and distributing them to the free sites. Those of you who pay to see my porn do me a great service by trying to support me financially and keep me shooting more content. And to give you some perspective, when you enjoy one of my blowjob or tit-fuck scenes, realize that I give up a whole day, sometimes up to 10 hours, for that and I am only paid $350. Often, that’s all I am hired to do in one week, so you can do the math.
But all that to say, what I earn, I use to live on. It doesn’t afford me to do anything special or extra beyond my own living expenses, much less travel anywhere. If you want to see me in person, we can arrange that, but it will be up to you and fans like you in your area to make it happen. I won’t be just travel of my own initiative, is my point. You don’t have to ask if I will travel to Australia, for example; I’d love to. But I can only go if you organize a trip. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org with your serious proposal.
And one more thing. I am being hired to shoot less and less. It’s troublesome, really. I’ve had 3 fans over the last few months offer to supplement my income and keep me in the industry by sponsoring me, ranging from $500-$1000 a month. I accepted these offers and devoted time to communicate with these individuals, except it turned out to be more of a way to get my attention, than any realistic support. No one has ever followed through on their support offered. If any fans want to genuinely step up in this regard, I won’t turn it down and I will demonstrate my gratitude. Anything you send me will be deposited toward a future meeting with me. If you came to L.A. and said, Siri let’s have dinner, then if you’ve sponsored me with $1500 my time is yours. I will credit you for what I would ask for my time in private meetings.
Thanks for taking the time to read all this and keep supporting Siri!