The year is 2020. ARTPOP has still not come out, but Lana Del Rey, Marina & The Diamonds, and Azealia Banks have all come out with at least 3 new albums. Gaga comes out to make a service announcement. She takes off her wig, puts on a long brown wig, and suddenly, Lana Del Rey appears and Lady Gaga disappears. Then Lana takes out a washed out platinum blond wig, and Lana disappears while Marina randomly appears. What is happening? Then Marina puts on a 24-foot long black weave and the same happens but with Azealia. That’s it. That’s why Gaga hasn’t been doing anything. Lady Gaga is all of them.