Final Fantasy Games in Five Words or Less

FFI: Way to overreact, Garland

FFII: What the fuck, leveling system?

FFIII: Like FFI with kids

FFIV: Sorry your life sucks, Kain

FFV: Bartz and his ladiesssssss

FFVI: Kefka actually destroyed the world

FFVII: Everyone has anger issues

CC:FFVII: Zack the perfect puppy

DoC:FFVII: RETCON

FFVIII: Too much love story

FFIX: Bad guy wears a thong

FFX: HA HA YOU DON’T EXIST

FFX-2: Final Fantasy meets Sailor Moon

FFXI: Where’s a damn white mage?

FFXII: Booty booty everywhere

FFXIII: I hate you, Space Pope

FFXIII-2: Everyone you love dies

FFXIV: Mascot character, stop being hot