Doctor Who. Because where else can you put Queen Nefertiti, a big game hunter from 1902, and Mr. Weasley on a spaceship with dinosaurs in it, and then cry because a triceratops who played fetch with golf balls was killed by filch?

Reading Philosopher's Stone when you're older.

He pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes.

Oh God what.

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Snape and Filch were inside, alone.

THIS CANNOT BE NOT HAPPENING.

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Snape was holding his robes above his knees.

MAKE IT STOP OH MY GOD MY INNOCENCE.

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One of his legs was bloody and mangled. Filch was handing Snape bandages. 

Oh thank God. False alarm, everyone!

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005: True to his station, Filch was the first to start rebuilding and cleaning up the mess left after the battle of Hogwarts; what amazed him was that every single student, every single teacher and person who had fought for Hogwarts helped him. For the first time ever, he dropped his broom and cried. He was just so relieved; he wasn't alone for once.

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