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Someone: Happy Birthday
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Ugh my desktop is being a slow-ass bitch #FIFTY SHADE OF DONE

#the king speaks to his peasants

I kissed Aaron Carter on the lips!

Brb I am re-evaluating my entire existence.
What is air?!
What is life?!
Okay.
B Y E

I'm at the Student Union and this girl beside is reading Fifty Shades of Grey

I’m fifty shades of done

So I was a few minutes late to philosophy class and this girl was sitting in the seat I usually sit in. No biggie, I just sat down next to her. I tried to make a joke to her mid-class and THE BITCH SHUSHED ME. Like excuse you, sitting next to me is a privilege not a right don’t tell me to be quiet. I’m funny dammit.
I don’t like her.