the amazingly talented heyblaine sent me a ficlet for Valentine’s Day, featuring werewolf!Blaine/Kurt adorableness, and here it is <33333
“Blaine!” Kurt hisses when he opens the door to his room, just to see Blaine – wearing nothing but shorts and his white t-shirt, despite the weather – jumping down from the window frame. “What are – what are you doing here?”
“I came to see you,” Blaine whispers and pads over to him, his muddy bare feet leaving little spots of dirt in a trail across the floor.
“Look what you’re doing,” Kurt whispers back and points, but Blaine simply scoops him up into his arms and hugs him close.
“Is that how you greet me?” Blaine murmurs and kisses his cheek, and Kurt can’t help but to smile at that and hug him back.
“I thought we weren’t supposed to see each other?” he asks, hands sliding over Blaine’s chest.
Blaine leans in and sniffs at his neck, nose gliding over the skin on Kurt’s throat. “We weren’t. Aren’t. I just missed you so much.” He kisses his way up from Kurt’s collarbone, up to his chin, and Kurt dips his head down to catch his lips in a kiss.
Anonymous asked: I just looked up what somnophilia was and wow, I need some fic on it now! Do you have any favourites you could recommend please?
i link three places you can find recs in this post, but my personal favorites are this sleepy/sick sex one, this bp!kurt one, and this other bp!kurt one. (also if you’re just looking for fics in general i’ve written it a few times and you can read those fics here if you want. /self-promotion)
Anonymous asked: hiiiii does anyone around these parts know of any good klaine spanking fics *___*
“Snape had been preparing for the Dunce Who Lived's arrival at Hogwarts ever since that fateful Halloween night he'd realised there were only two other people who knew Harry Potter was the true defeater of Voldemort, and that one of them was a sentient hat, and the other a flaming chicken.”—
A Mistaken Sorting (x)
FLAMING CHICKEN. FLAMING. CHICKEN.