I just had this thought where maybe they revisit Charlie with Cas in tow, and do a little LARPing with her. Cas is a paladin and greets the queen as such,
‘Your majesty. You’re beauty, and skill are far more impressive than I thought.’
Dean gets annoyed with the flirting and glares at him.
‘Sir Knight, I don’t think my handmaiden approves. I think he may be jealous.’ Charlie says all teasingly.
‘I see no reason why, when his beauty outshines even the most fairest of elves, and blinds me to my very soul. I feel lost in his very graces, yet seek his brightness in my darkest hour. Should my queen allow me I would die for him, and him alone.’
And somewhere you can hear Sam going ‘finally!’ As Dean turns a deep shade of red.
Charlie just asks if she should bump Dean up to the rank of Princess.
What if Blaine and Cooper aren’t the only Anderson kids? They’re ten years apart. What if Cooper is the oldest, and then there are four girls, each spaced two years apart, and then Blaine. Big Catholic family. But Blaine looks up to Cooper especially because he’s the only other boy.
Why has nobody suggested this before?
My persistent AU fic guilty-pleasure desire
This is the story I want.
Sherlock and John are contestants on a dancing reality show, like So You Think You Can Dance. John is a mid-twenties swing-and-ballroom champion, Sherlock is a twenty-year-old enfant terrible of the contemporary/ballet world.
I’m not even sorry.
okay so AU fic where, as the first human spectre howls at the moon about an evil race of sapient machines coming to kill everyone, a new spacefaring race arrives on the scene
the alternian empire takes the terminus systems by surprise, having previously gone unnoticed due to developing their spaceflight technology independent of prothean influence (and also because space is way bigger than the mass effect universe makes it seem like i mean damn)
the empire kind of bullies their way in, trying to stake a claim in the terminus systems. relations with citadel space are tense but civil, neither particularly knowledgeable about the other but both pretty certain they’re too evenly matched to risk an out-and-out war
after handing the incriminating evidence over to shepard in ME1, tali goes into hiding in the terminus systems
she lands in ilium, flat broke and too far away to return to the fleet (not that she would without completing her pilgrimage) and makes a deal with that one contract broker in nos astra
her immense knowledge of engines commands a high price, but quickly draws the interest of the galaxy’s newest and most exciting player
tali needs to disappear, and the alternians need someone who can get them up to par on galactic standard mass relay-based travel
she’s thrilled at first to be working aboard the flagship of the alternian fleet, one of the most unique and remarkable ships in the galaxy
and then she learns that its groundbreaking method of spaceflight isn’t due to supremely advanced technology or extraordinary propulsion systems but
by harnessing the incredible power of a single organic being
Do you know what I need? I need a Neckz ‘N Throats future fic where Stiles is a big (okay, more like medium-ish, D/C-list-ish) name in the werewolf community. Like, he’s known for being a badass human, but people take more note of Lydia anyway, but the Hale pack is making a good name for itself and Stiles is a reason.
So Neckz ‘N Throatz (after Lydia turned them down) asks Stiles to do a spread and help with an article on Human Pack, and he’s like, why the fuck not? So he helps out, does a spread, and it’s kinda like that one gif/fic (http://helenish.tumblr.com/post/44452983738/yeah-i-read-the-contract-can-we-just-get-on) and Stiles is used to dealing with wolf bullshit.
But then he’s hanging out with his human/non-supernatural-related friends one day and a werewolf, probably a teen, cuz that’d be super hilarious and embarrassing interupts, and is like, “Can I have your autograph? Your my favorite March spread ever” and his friends are so curious/teasing because Stiles is a model? Stiles has a spread? Is this a racy spread, Stiles? And it actually kinda is for werewolves, even if it’s pretty tame for human standards.
And Derek is his long-suffering boyfriend who surprisingly doesn’t get jealous, but takes it in stride because it’s all so very Stiles.
OR I need an AU where Stiles knows about werewolves because Scott, and he’s good with werewolves because Scott, when he’s propositioned and takes it and the friends thing happens still, because I love the idea of Stiles having normal friends who get odd glimpses into his bizarre supernatural life, but then Stiles meets Derek, who doesn’t read the magazine. And they date, and Derek is appreciative that Stiles is so good with the werewolf thing (because hello, Scott). And then there’s this whole comedic set up where he eventually finds out about the magazine spread because Stiles has fanboys/girls coming out of the wazoo.
au where the homestuck kids are all mutant/hybrid humans who generally have animalistic features, and these hybrids are considered ‘dirty’ and lesser than human because they’re said to be the result of an unholy union of multiple species, including trolls in some cases
jane crocker’s parents were murdered horrifically after deciding to keep her and her younger brother, john, who were both found to have minor mutations that may manifest physically as they get older. john was too young to remember the incident, but jane does; she remembers a lot of blood, a lot of crying, a lot of officers who pitied her for being an orphan but unwilling to comfort her, and an old troll with a lot of hair who adopted her and her brother and insisted they call her aunt betty.
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So Kurt is the head cheerleader and top of the school, basically he’s bitchy and unattainable and untouchable and doesn’t care
And Blaine’s a conceited asshole who drives a motorbike and fucks everyone he can, and they’ve never looked twice at each other
not until Sebastian comes along and he makes a bet with Blaine
he gives him eight months, the rest of the school year, to get Kurt to date him, fuck him and fall in love with him, to get Kurt to agree to go to prom with him
and if he manages then Blaine gets what he’s always wanted: to fuck Sebastian.
my idea for the monster kids are as followsssss:
jane: she can be classified as either a low or high level mutant. low because she is virtually indistinguishable from other humans. high because once she’s trained her powers she can rebuild bones, though it takes a lot out of her. her eyesight is a result of her mutation too (though she wears glasses to hide it) but her memory is not.
john: super strong hollow bones. he’s INCREDIBLY strong and can probably lift cars if jane would let him already. both he and jane are trained in self defense but because of his natural strength he takes it farther and acts as a sparring partner for dirk whenever he’s allowed. he weights about average weight… if he were a foot shorter than he is. while his mutation is physical, it’s not noticeable.
jade: a beastgirl! she can’t wear normal human shoes due to the claws on her feet, and her hair grows super thick on her lower legs and lower arms. despite her clumsy-appearing claws she’s extremely dexterous and is fantastic with a rifle. she sciences in her spare time, though she and jake are often hiding out in the woods because it’s fun and easier than dealing with humans. she makes sure they keep in touch with the others because she never has less than five computers on her at once, like a sensible person.
jake: i actually have no fucking clue ahaha. i want to go the noticeable route like with jade but i’m not sure how. maybe he’s scaly and has a tail, like a snake or a lizard? since… english… caliborn… giant snake sex… he’s lightning fast but has an annoying love for terrible one-liners which ruins the cool factor.
rose: i’m not QUITE sure what route to go with her, but. def a seer. she predicts things. maybe she can switch her grimdarkness on and off, kind of, and can basically become a shadow person? she passes for a human pretty well, at least.
roxy: like i said earlier, invisibility! she can control it for the most part, making her body/clothing entirely invisible for a short period or making all of her visible. she can’t maintain it for a long period of time, though, and her default is fading to invisible limbs. she’s great at sneaking around and if you put her and rose together they’re the master of verbal redirect.
dirk: a bird dudes, obvs. sandy-white wings and has the ability of flight, but that’s basically the extend of his mutation. he’s extremely fast and a gifted fighter, who is naturally good with blades even if he’s never used them before. he was kidnapped by the batterwitch after dave slipped up and revealed their hiding place on accident. dirk was protecting dave. he basically endured months of torture and reprogramming at 13 and is a shell of who he used to be. he’s more loyal to jane than anyone else by the time they hit 18, though he still can’t go against betty’s orders even if jane tells him to.
dave: like dirk, except his wings are black. you know, gull, crow? i know there’s a crow dave thing in the fandom already, but. dave was proooobably 10 when dirk was taken from him, and he found roxy and rose soon after and the three of them have lived on the streets since then. once jane, john and dirk start featuring more prominently in the media he wants to jump into action and save his bro right away, but rose insists they wait it out. and it turns out her intuition was spot on (it always is) because dirk’s totally been through some shit and just can’t leave now. dave does a lot of recon around the crocker mansion at night and watches jane and john mostly.
I just can't get this image of Dean sitting on Bobby's couch after Cas leaves with his head in his hands berating himself for not knowing what to do nor how to fix it. Knowing that even though he'd never be able to kill Cas that wouldn't mean that Sam or Bobby wouldn't.
So I just have Dean’s commentary running through my head. And he keeps using Cas’ name even when he doesn’t necessarily need to because he’s hoping that Cas is listening in. Because he just knows that the only way to get Cas to reconsider is to talk to him, but when faced with him he just keeps repeating all the things that didn’t work when trying to stop Sam. So he prays and prays and prays, (and even throws in God’s and Gabriel’s and Balthazar’s names so that more beings would know how sorry he is that he doesn’t know how to fix Cas, so that they’d know he’d never really give up despite the odds) and keeps on praying until he’s whispering and then speaking the words and Sam wakes up and over hears him but doesn’t do anything, and eventually Cas shows up again …
Okay but someone should write a Food Truck AU
Where Derek, Erica, Isaac and Boyd all have a food truck. Derek’s the main cook, Boyd helps cook, Isaac takes orders and chats up the people outside and Erica does the same thing, but she also kind of serves as the ‘catch your eye’ person because lbh Gage/Erica is gorgeous and she would definitely catch my eye.
OKAY BUT they have a food truck. And they enter into a television competition (something like the food network’s The Great Food Truck Race) to win money for their business.
Stiles, Allison, Scott, and Lydia also have a food truck. Lydia manages everything and Allison is constantly in wonder at how the fuck Stiles and Scott manage to actually cook up delicious food when they keep acting like idiots and falling over each other.
Chris and Victoria Argent, along with Peter Hale and Deaton have a food truck. They totally use the “WE’RE OLDER AND HAVE MORE EXPERIENCES BITCHES” excuses for why they’re awesome.
OH AND, as I discussed with Shannon last night, Coach and Greenburg have a food truck. They just make cupcakes. For reasons. Jackson and Danny are also part of this group, except Jackson’s sleeping with Lydia and usually ends up with their group and Danny just leaves all the time and is like, “Screw you guys, I’m going to dance.”
But there could be all this tension and food stealing and STILES STOP STARING AT THEIR COOK // BUT OH MY GOD ALLISON HE’S GORGEOUS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK ANYWHERE /ELSE/.
It could even be written in TV format with hilarious “confessional” segments.
CAN SOMEONE JUST WRITE THIS PLEASE.
Tim is the one that I can see snapping, mentally.
Jason’s already been there. He’s seen the signs. He’s shocked Bruce doesn’t recognize them.
So Jason keeps Tim. He keeps a now mute, wide-eyed, broken Tim, who isn’t able to identify anyone but him anymore. Tim stays in their apartment, playing with their kitten (Jason got him the kitten, minimal responsibility & Tim is just so gentle with her), doing 1000 piece jigsaw puzzles, and waiting for Jason to come home.
He smiles too brightly when Jason walks in the door, makes nonsense cheeps with primitive, expansive hand gestures when he tries to express gratitude for dinner, and frightfully shakes whenever the news mentions Batman.
Kaisoo depression!au
Do Kyungsoo has of lately been feeling worse and worse.
Each day is a day in the corner, basking in the darkness as he rips pictures of himself to shreds, comparing them to the beauty of Luhan, the cuteness of Baekhyun, the slenderness of Sehun, the perfection called Junmyeon.
Each day is torture, a struggle to wake up in the morning and go to school only to see Kim Jongin stare at the others as he wished he could be stared at. He picks and tugs at his own dead locks, pinching the flabs on his thighs and scrubbing his skin with water to see if the darkness can leave his skin.
But slowly…almost as if time has stopped…the color does drain, and so does Do Kyungsoo…
…because it sometimes hurts to see you stare the way you do at him and not at me.
