If I had to describe Italy and Germany’s friendship in one gif it would be
Instead of hiring prostitutes, Italy hires pastatutes. They don’t have sex with him, but they make him pasta while they wear sexy maid uniforms.
wheee, the bright side of flight delays- (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ -a quick 進撃の巨人 x Hetalia scene from えりこ＊Lotus:
(~unflipped, significant textual liberties taken for grammar’s sake: beware!~)
have you ever looked at Italy and just
this is the country where the mafia comes from.
Italy is worse than Gordon Ramsay when it comes to critiquing restaurants.