“so if Shepard has sex with Legion, she's basically having an orgy”

—feelslikeaflower

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oh thank god

its been really hard for me to stay focused on playing to the end of this game because I keep dying so much or because I dont understand what’s going on ;; 

Though today I spent all day making myself play and by the time I stopped I was pretty ok with it. I kept wanting to play ( I couldnt though, other stuff came up) but I was having fun finally

and Garrus helps > u > 

Chat tonight was rather enjoyable. If not odd at times. I regret nothing.

  • Bene: Stop pressing yourself against me Ravager, that's not polite
  • Bene: Why is there Ravager jizz all over me?
  • Bene: Ravager I have told you that is sexual assault and I will inform HR about this.
  • Bene: What are these anus ticklers that you are pointing at me, human?
  • Bene: ..... I mean Batarian
  • Bene: Autumn is a Krogan, part of Clan Cloaca
  • Autumn: WHY AM I NOT USING MY ARMOR?
  • Bene: Hey, remember that time you had a barrier, yeah? NOT ANYMORE YOU HEADLESS CUNT!
  • Me: Leia won't be the old cat lady, she'll be the old gun lady.
  • Bene: I don't shank, I'm a gentleman!
  • Bene: I'll drive next time since you are, apparently, this child of a mongoloid and a troglodite.
  • Bene: Oh, you wanna get in? No, you're gonna ride bitch, after I drive away.
  • Bene: Predator Dildo ready for launch.
  • Jackie: I talk shit to them but I save them every time.
  • Me: I think that's the perfect description of multi-player
  • Bene: I don't save my team mates. You get killed by the tank you're on your own, fucking whore.
  • Bene: Te-fuckin'-hee
  • Bene: Look at my gun, my gun is amazing, give a lick... you'll probably get head-broke
  • Leia: Alexander Skarsgard is currently doing stuff to my insides.
  • Me: Like removing them?
  • Bene: No, more like entering the cervix.
  • Leia: My lady boner is now really flacid.
  • Autumn: There's a person called Skarsgard penis? They're getting followed immediately!

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gahocleric replied to your post: i had 251 followers on wednesday now i have 294 …

because most of fandom will probably never look at legion the same way again. Also because you made a gloriously awful discovery and we’re hoping for more. And by we I mean me,

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 homefucked replied to your posti had 251 followers on wednesday now i have 294 …

cuz ur quality ok

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 feelslikeaflower replied to your posti had 251 followers on wednesday now i have 294 …

Because you’re wonderful.

sob ilu guys

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feelslikeaflower replied to your post: God it even just breaks my heart when Garrus says…

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SO MANY FEELS HOW DO I STOP THEM?!

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feelslikeaflower replied to your post: feelslikeaflower replied to your post: Uhh… That…

YOUR REACTION IS EVEN MORE CUTE.

OMG AUTUMN STOP IT I’M NOT CUTE IT’S JUST THAT MY FEELS ARE ALL ASDFGHJKL RIGHT NOW

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feelslikeaflower replied to your post: oh god is the fandom still reacting

Has it touched any other websites yet?

I don’t know and I’m not sure I want to

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feelslikeaflower started following you

Hey there!

I saw your blog for like 2 seconds and decided you’re worth following because Garrus.

been playing SWTOR with Ben and Autumn and Leia and I just.

I love my smuggler, and I cannot fucking get over how fucking cute Corso Riggs is. Seriously, Asir’ila’sae is going to eat him alive. 

Also, playing with these guys has had me laughing like an idiot. Ben likes sitting on ALL the things with his trooper, and we call his Jorgan “Grumpy cat.” Because he is.

<333 So much fun. I love you guys.

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