No Subway, it is not “Februany,” it is actually “Fobruary” get it right.
A soft rumble echoes across the land as every Subway employee give thanks,
FebruAny has ended at last.
A day will come when the hearts of men fail…today is not that day.
Dawn of the first day: 72 hours remaining.
I wish it was my lunchbreak so I could go make love to a sandwich
