Do you ever suddenly become really aware of your teeth and find yourself examining their length and width with your tongue, and feeling how wobbly they are against your gums, and thinking that they could fall out any second?

I’ve been like that since I woke up at 6am this morning.

I stood on a spider with my bare foot.

It was a total accident.
And considering I’m terrified of them, I usually just run away when I see one.

Obviously, I acted as a sane person would in these circumstances.
I poured hand sanitiser over the criminal foot, started crying then had a bath and scrubbed my skin red raw.

I didn’t need this tonight. Neither did the spider I suppose…

my alarm goes off in 6 hours and 25 minutes, but I’ve just scared myself shitless and I’m too feart to close my eyes

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