"Women aren't funny."
- Lucille Ball
- Betty White
- Mary Tyler Moore
- Phyllis Diiler
- Cloris Leachman
- Bea Arthur
- Valerie Harper
- Gilda Radner
- Laraine Newman
- Jane Curtin
- Candice Bergen
- Lily Tomlin
- Carol Burnett
- Vicki Lawrence
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus
- Ellen Degeneres
- Tracey Ullman
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Jane Lynch
- Tina Fey
- Amy Poehler
- Mindy Kaling
- Debra Messing
- Roseanne Barr
- Kristin Wiig
- Sarah Silverman
- Rebel Wilson
- Aisha Tyler
- Margaret Cho
- Catherine Tate
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Kathy Griffin
- Aubrey Plaza
- Paula Poundstone
- Kristen Schaal
- Melissa McCarthy
- Sarah Millican
- Wanda Sykes
- Alex Borstein
- Nicole Sullivan
- Molly Shannon
- Amy Sedaris
- Joan Rivers
- Chelsea Handler
- Maya Rudolph
- Janeane Garofalo
But yeah, totally. Women are never funny.
