- Me: Didja know, Fang is the only character out of the entire FF franchise to ride chocobos side-saddle?
- Friend: Really?
- Me: Yup.
- Friend: Why not just straddle them like everybody else? Just...
- Me: How the hell is she gonna straddle a chocobo with that sari on?
- Friend: She has no problem straddling Lightning.
- Me: She doesn't have her sari on then.
- Friend: I'M DONE
