HETALIA: homestuck! there you are I’ve been looking all over the place for you man!! what’s goin-
HETALIA: oh my god.
HOMESTUCK: ohhey hetata! *hic* fuck that aint it
HETALIA: oh man what’s gotten into you homestuck?!? who died this time??
HETALIA: I’m your diamondy quadrant friend-its like my job to help you with this!
HOMESTUCK: what’s a ‘homestuck’?
HOMESTUCK: well i’m goin go purify some goats*hic!* ghosts now! get me some crodits and shit
HOMESTUCK: maybe later you can tell me all about this hamsteak thing you like so much, k?
HOMESTUCK: u look so adorbs when you talk bout things ur passinorte *passonate about! ;D
Your name is HETALIA and YOU’RE NOT QUITE SURE WHAT’S HAPPENED TO YOUR FRIEND.
Fandomstuck Was Right
It seems that as soon as other fandoms realized Homestuck wasn’t ending this year, they started treating the fandom how they did before - with disgust and annoyance. Hetalia was right - the other fandoms were only being nice to Homestuck because he was going to ‘die’ soon.
Of course, this doesn’t apply to EVERY fan in other fandoms, just the jerks making posts about Homestuck ruining every other fandom.
I’m glad I’m a Hetastuck though, no one gets left behind.