HETALIA: homestuck! there you are I’ve been looking all over the place for you man!! what’s goin-
HETALIA: oh my god.
HOMESTUCK: ohhey hetata! *hic* fuck that aint it
HOMESTUCK: haylala?
HETALIA: oh man what’s gotten into you homestuck?!? who died this time??
HETALIA: I’m your diamondy quadrant friend-its like my job to help you with this!
HETALIA: homestuck?
HOMESTUCK: …….
HOMESTUCK: wha…..*hic*
HETALIA: ???
HOMESTUCK: maybe later you can tell me all about this hamsteak thing you like so much, k?
HOMESTUCK: u look so adorbs when you talk bout things ur passinorte *passonate about! ;D
The Kingdom Hearts fandom resurges, practically overtaking Animal Crossing and Pokemon in the middle of their revivals. “Our power is as old as time” they state “what is now yours was once, and always will be, ours.”
Then comes a rumble. From the distance they begin to hear a slow shrieking. It starts low, then rises, drowning out any other noise. A cloud of grey blocks out the sun.
The Homestucks have woken.
All is lost.
