Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
Started from the bottom
Now we’re here.
i’m only gay to piss off old people
she told me to eat her pussy
so i grilled her cat and smothered it in barbeque sauce
When you get overloaded with a bunch of stress coming out of nowhere.
if i’m ever going to become a famous blogger, i better come up with some killer text posts!
i hate when i look in the mirror and i look OK, but then i take a photo and im like far from looking remotely nice
mom? where does swag come from?