“A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells like whiskey. Yeah, I think my dad's been wearing that cologne for 40 years.”

—Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, April 23 2013
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“Pessimistic people actually live longer than optimists.”

—Jimmy Fallon

okay so these are jimmy/snl blogs that i like a lot. it is my deepest wish that we all become friends due to our mutual desire to become friends with jimmy

falpals unite and be merry.. GO! 
ilovetacos
fallonmono
conanofallon
mamalukapr
lissielys
war-horse-can-dance
weekendupdate-fallon
besillybekindbehonest
voldys-gonemoldy
hill-bader
hadersgonnahade
jsudeikis
saturdaynightsupplement
reasonstolovesnl
jimmyjamfallon
sethsquires
adorbalelittlelesbian
jimmyfallonismybffsm
feypoehlerzolslover
falloniousmonks
buttloadsofclass
annperkins

(also my primary blog is soldboughtandprocessed so that’s the name my messages are sent under :/)  

Hey FalPals! I'm trying to get 100 followers by Friday.

So if you love Jimmy Fallon I’d recommend following me ;)
Also I always follow back  

“Tomorrow's leap day. This is something that happens only once every four years. Or as Newt Gingrich calls it, a sit up.”

—Jimmy Fallon

Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! TALK TO ME!

In a supppppeeeeerrr talkative mood! Anyone wanna talk about Jimmy Fallon? Or their life? Or anything?? I’m here to talk about literally ANYTHING! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease :))) 

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The unemployment rate went up last month. On the bright side – I hear a senior management position just opened up at Al Qaeda.

I’m Mitt Romney and I love fannypacks.

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