I love overhearing optical team conversations.
- S: I don't even know what this person is asking.
- O: They want to know the circumference of the binocular's eyepiece.
- S: Why?
- O: Some people have Christina Ricci or Liza Minnelli eyes.
- S: What should I tell them?
- O: The only thing you can do is refer them to a plastic surgeon.