I love overhearing optical team conversations.

  • S: I don't even know what this person is asking.
  • O: They want to know the circumference of the binocular's eyepiece.
  • S: Why?
  • O: Some people have Christina Ricci or Liza Minnelli eyes.
  • S: What should I tell them?
  • O: The only thing you can do is refer them to a plastic surgeon.
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